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‘Fucking women is as monotonous as listening to male wit’

Posted in On Life on November 16th, 2009
Guy de Maupassant
Julian Barnes in the LRB on Gustave Flaubert’s advice to Guy de Maupassant : (via Maud Newton) (via)

…on 3 August, two days before his 28th birthday, [Maupassant] made the following complaints to Flaubert about life: ‘Fucking women is as monotonous as listening to male wit. I find that the news in the papers is always the same, that the vices are trivial, and that there aren’t enough different ways to compose a sentence.’

Flaubert sent the following reply:

You complain about fucking being ‘monotonous’. There’s a simple remedy: cut it out for a bit. ‘The news in the papers is always the same’? That’s the complaint of a realist – and besides, what do you know about it? You should look at things more carefully … ‘The vices are trivial’? – but everything is trivial. ‘There aren’t enough different ways to compose a sentence’? – seek and ye shall find … You must – do you hear me, my young friend? – you must work harder than you do. I suspect you of being a bit of a loafer. Too many whores! Too much rowing! Too much exercise! A civilised person needs much less locomotion than the doctors claim. You were born to be a poet: be one. Everything else is pointless – starting with your pleasures and your health: get that much into your thick skull. Besides, your health will be all the better if you follow your calling … What you lack are ‘principles’. There’s no getting over it – that’s what you have to have; it’s just a matter of finding out which ones. For an artist there is only one: everything must be sacrificed to Art … To sum up, my dear Guy, you must beware of melancholy: it’s a vice.

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Beautiful Friends, Beautiful Surroundings

Posted in On Life on October 10th, 2009

Nothing like the right kind of friends and beautiful surroundings to foster creativity.

Book Artist Claire Van Vliet’s cat….and their view:

Poet Galway Kinnell’s dog…

and their surroundings

 

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Climbing Kilimanjaro

Posted in On Life on September 24th, 2009

This just in from my bro:
 
Dear Nige,

I made it to the top of the highest peak in Africa, Mt. Kilimanjaro in Tanzania!  It took 6 days of walking for 5-6 hours each day, while gradually gaining in altitude to acclimatize (in Kiswahili "poli-poli", or slowly-slowly). The only way to climb Kili is with local trekking companies which provide all the camping equipment, gear and food. For every trekker there is an average of 3 (!) staff - guides, porters, and of course a cook. Our head guide was a local rasta (we discussed the advantages and disadvantages of smoking pot at high altitudes) who had been up the mountain 40 times. All I had to do was walk, take pictures and carry a small pack. At the end of each day we would arrive at our camp site to find the tents erected, a mess-tent, chairs, and a hot meal being prepared; all very civilized even though the food became a bit monotonous after the second day (the pancakes though remained a favorite) and the out-houses were a little chilly. 
 
There were only three trekkers in my group, including a young honeymoon couple from Belgium, both PHD students specializing in preserving vegetables. So…conversations about carrots and broccoli in the evenings. By 7:30 each night I was ready for my sleeping bag and MP3 player (thanks to Eleanor I had over 600 tunes to listen to – my favorites – the Moldy Peaches and Johny Clegg’s "I’m Sitting on Top of Kilimanjaro"). On the 3rd day, at 3500 meters, I came down with a mild case of altitude sickness, similar to feeling slightly drunk. But thanks to a few little white pills a friend had given me just for this purpose, I was able to continue with only mild  symptoms.   
 
On the 4th day we reached 4500 meters and the final camp before the summit, a tent-city of a few hundred porters and trekkers, including the billionaire Russian owner of Chelsea Football Club (he didn’t make it to the top, of the league or the mountain).  In order to arrive at the top of Kilimanjaro for sunrise and the best views, we started the ascent at midnight (ouch). This is when it started to get really difficult. Besides feeling tired and nauseous from the altitude I had to stop every five meters to catch my breath and ask myself what the hell was I doing this for; and my legs felt like lead, in concrete boots. When we reached the summit at 6:30 am I wasn’t in the mood to spend much time at 5895 meters – so I took a few photos (see attached) and headed back down to the camp with a pounding head and rubbery legs. I’ve never been so exhausted in all my life.  Kilimanjaro is a once-in-a-lifetime experience (i.e. never again) and it was agony for the last few hours, but I’m glad I did it and will never forget the feeling of accomplishment and relief when I made it to the roof of Africa (and back down again).  

Now that I’ve knocked off the highest peak in Africa, I want more mountain highs! Next is Everest base camp (I didn’t make it there last time I was in Nepal).
 

 

 
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Mankind’s true moral test lies in how it treats Animals

Posted in On Life on August 31st, 2009
George Woodcock on Milan Kundera:

"The real subject of Kundera’s novels is the way that lying to the state leads men and women to lie in their relations with each other. Because the totalitarian state has destroyed the kind of natural trust and cooperation that should exist in a free society, infidelity flourishes, and Kundera’s novels are inhabited by petty Casanovas seeking freedom through promiscuity. They are guilty, they feel compassion for their victims, by they find it hard to stop."


Given the disgusting degree to which lying and deception epitomize 21th century Wall Street, and the dealings of corporate America’s big oil, armament, accounting and stock brokerage firms it’s clear that totalitarianism isn’t the sole cause of infidelity.

Woodcock continues:

"Kundera is really telling us that when the state becomes so powerful that trustfulness between human beings is destroyed, then men and women become ruthless towards each other. The relations between human beings become similar to the relations between humans and animals because, in such circumstances, humans, like animals, have no power."

And, yet, despite the truth in this and the way that Food Inc. mass produces and butchers innocent creatures, the bond between human and animal can be as strong or stronger than between human and human. Witness a recent local news story here where a three year old boy lost his life in an effort to save his dog.

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The Best Way to Deal with Poor Service

Posted in On Life on July 23rd, 2009
An example (via Zach Wells) of the best kind of response to shit service: Creatively directed anger. Are you watching GoodLife Fitness?
 
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Creative Writing and Caring about the Same Things

Posted in On Life on June 5th, 2009

Louis Menand on Mark McGurl’s much talked about “The Program Era” (Harvard):

"The nature of that [University creative writing programs] experience mutates as the folk wisdom of the workshop mutates—from “Show, don’t tell,” which was the mantra in the nineteen-forties and fifties, to the effectively opposite mantra “Find your voice,” which took over in the nineteen-sixties and seventies. McGurl suggests that these mantras encode shifting patterns of cultural assumptions—about identity, about work, about gender and class, and, of course, about what counts as good writing—and that they have had a big effect on the stories and novels that American writers have produced. “The rise of the creative-writing program,” he says, “stands as the most important event in postwar American literary history.”

I tend to agree with Menand. It’s not so much that these programs can teach you to write better, rather it ’s that being in such an environment (any educational environment) teaches you about yourself and how to live with those around you, also says Menand:

" they did teach me about the importance of making things, not just reading things. You care about things that you make, and that makes it easier to care about things that other people make. And if students, however inexperienced and ignorant they may be, care about the same things, they do learn from each other."

 
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Understanding (some) Women…

Posted in On Life on June 1st, 2009


This photo does not do it justice. The line stretched all the way around a full New York city block…wide with excited young women. The sun was hot. The wait, for most, would be at minimum 2-3 hours. All for a chance to buy

TEAGAN GLADIATOR PUMP $375.00

Tory Burch footwear at sale prices.

I’ve gotta figure out what it is about Tory’s shoes, or shoes in general, that make them so appealing to women, and then somehow distill and meld the essence of this appeal into what I’m doing here. Seems to me there’s an essential, unfathomable truth about human nature lurking somewhere on these sidewalks…

 

 
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J.M. Coetzee on Canada’s Commercial Seal Hunt and the Sweetness of Life

Posted in On Life on May 23rd, 2009

Image from here.

This from the Humane Society of the United States:

 

HSUS: While most Canadians oppose the commercial seal hunt, the Canadian government defends it as an important tradition. Do you think tradition can justify the commercial slaughter of seals or any other animal?

JMC: One might as well argue that because Canada used to hang convicted murderers by the neck until they were dead the tradition should not be allowed to disappear. Sealing in Canada is not a tradition, it is just an unenlightened, outdated practice.

HSUS: Millions of people—including a number of prominent authors such as Farley Mowat, Timothy Findlay, Michael Ondaatje, Barbara Gowdy and yourself—have spoken out against Canada’s commercial seal hunt. What is it about this slaughter that provokes such strong reactions from the public?

JMC:  In the first place, baby seals are highly photogenic. In the second place, they are entirely helpless and haven’t the faintest idea of what is about to happen to them. In the third place, even the hardest-hearted among us has private reservations about killing creatures that have barely tasted the sweetness of life. In the fourth place, the people who do the killing are very unappealing, very unphotogenic.

 
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An Admission…

Posted in On Life on May 23rd, 2009


Did I mention


that I have a bit of a


sweet tooth?

Taken in a candy store in St. Albans, New York.

 

 

 
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For Ian McEwan and his brother, Life writes a better Story

Posted in On Life on May 22nd, 2009

From Mr. Wikipedia: "In 2002, McEwan discovered that he had a brother who had been given up for adoption during World War II; the story became public in 2007.[10] The brother, a bricklayer named David Sharp, was born six years earlier than McEwan, when his mother was married to a different man. Sharp has the same two parents as McEwan but was born from an affair between McEwan’s parents that occurred before their marriage. After her first husband was killed in combat, McEwan’s mother married her lover, and Ian was born a few years later.[11] The two are in regular contact, and McEwan has written a foreword to Sharp’s memoir."

 
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