According to BookTrust, the book chosen more often than any other by British newspaper critics for their top ten 2008 Book lists was Joseph O’Neill’s Netherland. In America, James Wood called it “One of the most remarkable post-colonial novels I have ever read.” Author Joseph O’Connor ‘Many have tried to write a great American novel. Joseph O’Neill has succeeded." “ …more life inside it than ten very good novels.” says Dwight Garner, The New York Times Book Review. “Brilliant – says GQ, “unendingly beautiful.” —The Los Angeles Times “Remarkable…. Note-perfect.” —Vogue
One thing that bothers me about this, is how often highly praised contemporary works fail to live up to their billing. While it is important to celebrate what is good about what’s current, it’s also essential to maintain the integrity of our language…Netherland is not a ‘great’ work, it is not ‘note perfect’, and other post-colonial novels dwarf it. Not to recognize O’Neill’s imperfections, to call them excellencies, will only harm his reputation in the long run.
The book contains beautiful, lyrical, literary passages, and some noteworthy reflections on life, but it fails in my opinion both to develop characters to a point where I care about what happens to them, and on the same note, to construct a plot of any complexity…Hyperbolic approbation threatens to gut all meaning from words commonly used by literary critics to denote greatness. Just as ‘freedom’ and ‘justice’ and ‘equality’ today mean nothing when used by politicians.
On the sweet side: to admire O’Neill for his merits: here are some memorable phrases/passages:
A barbarously sticky American afternoon
The fantasy did not consist of imagining her physically at my side butr of imagining her at a long distance, as before, and me still remotely swaddled in her consideration.
I was, it will be understood, afflicted by the solitary’s vulnerability to insights.
Delusions that had the effect of exempting the United States from the very rules of civilized and lawful and rational behavior it so mercilessly sought to enforce on others.
Who has the courage to set right those misperceptions that bring us love?
Did Iraq have weapons of mass destruction that posed a real threat? I had no idea; and to be truthful, and to touch on my real difficulty, I had little interest. I didn’t really care.
I was no longer vulnerable to curiosity’s enormous momentum.
a destroyed looking man in his sixties
I cannot be the first to wonder if what we see, when we see men in white take to a cricket field, is man imagining an environment of justice.
Women of New York: …their air of intelligent libidinousness
…the sticks of light that collected in the trees
It was unexpectedly reassuring to receive his [dentist’s] deepest consideration
…the shadows of the leaves seemed vital and creaturely as they stirred on the ground – an inkling of some supernature, to a sensibility open to such things.
I slapped at my ankle. A red smudge took the place of a mosquito
…drew a pistol faster than his own shadow.
…as though I’d been affected by the abrupt consensus of movement that redirects flocking birds. I decided to move back to London.
Love…is such an omnibus word.
On the Sour: This novel is about a finance guy who experiences marital difficulties, plays some cricket, chums around in New York with a small time if-you-build-it-they-will-come immigrant/hood/dreamer [who gets killed], and reunites with his wife and son in London. As Samuel Johnson put it: "Works of imagination excel by their allurement and delight; by their power of attracting and detaining the attention. That book is good in vain which the reader throws away. He only is the master who keeps the mind in pleasing captivity; whose pages are perused with eagerness, and in hope of new pleasure are perused again; and whose conclusion is perceived with an eye of sorrow, such as the traveller casts upon departing day." Netherland, while entertaining enough, was a slog to get through despite its scant 256 pages; it was perused with little eagerness, finished with no sorrow. One thing it absolutely isn’t is suspenseful. Where Jonathan Safran Foer gets off saying this, I really don’t know…but that’s an argument for another time.
For now: Netherland pales in comparison to, for example, Martin Amis’s truly great work London Fields, which, though it may too lack a complex plot, contains characters who are much better formed, humour that is sharper and more frequent, and most rewarding of all, as I have documented in some detail, page after page filled with extra-terrestrially original, playful, celebratable metaphors and phrase-making.
Stay tuned for Part ll: The Disingenuous use of Netherland by Zadie Smith